Matt the Hosed & Hated On (Not Hoser & Hatin’ On)
Meet Matt, our Lead Brewer. Matt has an uncanny way of being down range of any an all hoses that get bumped open, break, burst, blow up, explode, spontaneously evaporate, whatevz. You name it, Matt’s in the way of it. We are considering getting him a rubber onesie because the amount of water he carries around permeated in his daily uniform is enough to fill lake Mead, and we hear those desert folks always need more water.
Matt is not a hater, however he seems to be hated on by the hoses. Now, why exactly, a hose might hate on a non-hater is beyond our understanding – typically haters hate on haters, right? But we do believe that Matt, not hatin’ on anything, doesn’t necessarily deserve to be hated on by such hatin’ hoses. Now, I’m not trying to be a hater hater, I actually heart haters sometimes, and I find myself hearting my hating hoses (See? I do heart haters!). Maybe one day the hatin’ hoses and the non-hatin’ hosed will align their streams and get along. Then again, maybe they really do just enjoy the yin and yang of hatin’ and being hated on. Only time will tell…
–Randy Schnose, Co-owner / Head Brewer